He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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