I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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