Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
wow bdsm is so cute
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