you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
