If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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