Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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