Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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