idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
