normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
