ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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