Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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