so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Can Purell be used as lube?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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