Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Buhtt sex?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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