Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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