is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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