girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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