did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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