Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize