Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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