i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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