yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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