i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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