this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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