I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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