Porn is love you can see.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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