Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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