why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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