Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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