yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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