I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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