You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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