this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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