i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They have beer where we have blood.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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