I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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