Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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