i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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