i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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