singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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