a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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