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(520): View more from Arizona

she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.

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(360): View more from Washington

We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.

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I absolutely love you.

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(216): View more from Ohio

whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework

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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.

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(678): View more from Georgia

This show inspires me to have sex in space

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(510): View more from California

I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...

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(818): View more from California

im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds

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