ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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