I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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