I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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