so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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