So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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