This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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