do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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