Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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