i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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