its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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