You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
