ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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