two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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